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We trained a model on
Divine Intervention.

MoneyGod Pro Max™ is the first generative AI that converts GPU heat into pure, unadulterated financial abundance.
(Now with RAG: Retrieval-Augmented Greed)

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CAI_SHEN_GPT-5
PROMPT: "hyper-realistic God of Wealth, wearing Apple Vision Pro, sitting in a Herman Miller chair, coding in Python, 8k, unreal engine 5"

LAUNCHING 2026.02.21

Year of the Fire Horse (Alpha Release)

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LLM (Large Luck Model)
We scraped 4,000 years of Taoist scriptures and fed them into an H100 cluster. It hallucinates wealth, but in a good way.
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Auto-Manifestation Agent
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What the VCs are whispering

Sam A. @sama_official_fake

AGI is cool, but have you seen MoneyGod? It literally just printed money out of my USB-C port. Regulatory nightmare. I love it.

Grimes @WarNymph

Finally, an app that understands the intersection of neo-feudalism and lunar mysticism. 🌕⚔️

Founder's Note:
"I realized my Natal Chart had a bug (Saturn in 10th House). So I pivoted."
— W. (Chief Metaphysical Officer), Shanghai/Silicon Valley


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